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Just look at the excellent work of the painter. If you look at Lakshmi Narayan it will show they are riding on elephant and when you look at Shiva Parvati it will show they are riding on Nandi.

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Ek लडकी की 5 करोड़ की लाटरी निकली.. कंपनी ने सोचा.. अचानक बताया तो लड़की ख़ुशी से मर सकती है.. कंपनी ने एक बूढ़े बाबा को ये काम दिया कि लड़की को ऐसे बताओ की वो ख़ुशी से मर न जाये ! बूढ़े बाबा ने जाकर उस लड़की से कहा "सोचो अगर तुम्हे 5 करोड़ का ईनाम निकले तो तुम क्या करोगी ?" लड़की बोली.. "बाबा मैं … मैं आप से शादी कर लुंगी, और जिन्दगी भर आपको प्यार करूँगी... और यही नहीं आधा ईनाम भी आपको दे दूंगी !" साला बाबा ही ख़ुशी से मर गया..

Gaṇpati Gym wherein All the mouse working out.

R K Laxman 04 July 1948 in The illustrated weekly of India , on Mumbai Rains... Nothing seems to have changed , it seems

Very sad news heard this morning, 17th year old Marwari boy from Tondiarpet had committed suicide the reason behind his suicide is Bluewhale game and he left with the suicide note. If any teenager (11 to 19 years of age) is using any Internet in your family or around, then alert them to a Facebook or Whatsapp on a game called Blue Whale, do not accept it and no one will open the link. Because there are 50 Tasks in this game and the last thing is to commit suicide. If you leave the game in the middle of the game, that means that the hacker threatens to kill you and your family. Once the game starts, you can not stop and 50 tasks have to be completed. Once you start the game, the hacker hacks your mobile. If you have a group, get a contact and forward it to everyone. Time is short This message has come which has been forwarded. I do not think any link which we do not know, please do not open it. And do not ever open such links which will give you so much money or gifts. Don't give mo...

ऐसे ही चलता रहा तो... लोगों का 'बाबा इलाइची' तक से विश्वास उठ जाएगा... 😜😜😜 गुस्ताखी माफ़😋😜 इसी बीच चचा रामदेव ने बयान दिया है कि मैं कोई बाबा-वाबा नहीं हूँ,  बिज़नसमेन हूँ...!! *"सेठ रामदेव"* कहा करो अपन को....!! बाबा गुरमीत राम रहीम सिंह ने अपने नाम के बाद "इंसान" इसलिए लगाया है कि कहीं उन्हें देखकर कोई उन्हें भालू न समझ ले 😂😂😂😂 *उधर चीन  🇨🇳  की सरकार ने बयान जारी करते हुए कहा कि अगर* *_तीन तलाक़ और बाबाओं से फ़ुर्सत मिल गयी हो तो हमारी धमकियों को भी सीरियसली ले लो..!!!* 😑😆🤣😅😂 Meanwhile Sanjay dutt issued a statement.... "Mujhe sirf pyaar se Baba bolte hai" 😅😅😁😁😄 सुनने में आया है कि सज़ा के तौर पर बाबा को जेल में रोज अपनी खुद की फ़िल्म देखनी पड़ेंगी। 🤞🤾🏻‍♂ बाबा राम रहीम बलात्कार के दोषी पाए जाने से आशाराम समर्थकों में ख़ुशी की लहर....... भक्तों का कहना है की.... सिर्फ़ हमारे बाबा ही मादरचोद नहीं है... दुसरो के भी है...☝ 😜😜 टीवी पर बाबा के भक्तों की संख्या देखकर एहसास हुआ कि..... *चूतिया* नाम की प्रजाति  अभी और 2-3 हज़ार स...

There are 16 circles in this pic. Once u see them it is difficult to believe how u could not see them earlier. Use this clue only after you spend atleast 2 to 4 minutes - look it in-between from your four fingers , it's between boxes. Comment me your ways to find 16 circles

What's so great about Shah Jahan making a Tajmahal for his wife Mumtaz? Sholay creator Ramesh Sippy has a river named in the US after his wife, Mrs. Sippy.

Deadly: 🍕🍕🍞🍞🍞 Teacher : Name 7 different type of Cheese. Banta :  1. Ricotta  2. Cottage 3. Mozarella  4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue  6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'? Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai.... 😂😂😂😂

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.  The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.  "Breast-fed" she replied.  "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He  pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.  Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."  I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came."

If you have come this far you might as well CUM INSIDE!!

A Pastor finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.  As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.'  On the following Sunday, the Pastor rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.  Smiling, the pastor said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.. the liars ....... Mark has only 16 chapters.' God have Mercy.😂😂😂😂

1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng 2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle 3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle 4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz 5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field 6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons 7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin 8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne 9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a la...

Ambani company Reliance gave the "Patriotic" order the Enemy Country China to produce 30 million "Jio Mobile Set". Reliance will import the JIO set for 10 million and Indians will be able to use the phone with a security deposit of Rs.1500. But they will not sell the mobiles. If Not Sold, then 28% GST Will Not Be Paid to Government. That means, 28 percent of the 100 million set of a set of 1500 GST means Rs.42 Billion Crores of taxes and there will be Fraudulent Tax Evasion of 12600 Crore. Again, Reliance will return 1500 rupees after three years and will not get the phone back; But Why??? Because these 30 million phones will not show up in the Purchase Account and will not show in the trading stock. Rather, the expenditure of 45 lakh crores of rupees will be shown in their account. The more money you can show as expenditure, more tax will be exempted. That means the income tax will be reduced by Rs.15 million crores, almost. That envisages R...

These kinds of mom should be kept inside the Jail. Had it been outside India, these kind is parenting would had been already in jail. Typical mentality of Indian parents to make sure their kids are best in academics.

Ways to save a life: 1. Choking - Just lift up your arms. In New Jersey, US, a 5 years old boy, cleverly saved his grandmother's life, with a very simple method, by raising the arms! His 56 years old grandma Dilihua was at home watching TV while eating fruits. When she turned her head, a piece of fruit got stuck in her throat. She tried to press on her chest to dislodge it, but it doesn't help. When the boy asked: "Grandma, are you choking?", she could not answer. "I think you are choking Grandma, raise your hands, raise your hands." The Grandma did as he said, and really managed to spit out the fruit! Her grandson was very calm, and said it was something he learned in school. 2. Body aches upon waking Do you wake up in the morning and find yourself experiencing body aches? Does your neck feel sore and painful? What should you do if you experience these symptoms? Just lift your feet up! Pull your big toes outwards, and slowly massage and ...

*सोनू तूला श्रावण सोडायचा नाय काय* *नाय काय , नाय काय ?* चिकनचे पिस कसे गोल गोल गोल गोल , गोल गोल रस्सा पायजे का टिक्का बोल बोल बोल बोल, बोल बोल तुझ्या तोंडाला पाणी सुटलं नाय काय नाय काय, नाय काय ? *सोनू तूला श्रावण सोडायचा नाय काय* *नाय काय, नाय काय ?* पाव शेर कोलंबी तू तोल तोल तोल तोल, तोल तोल सुरमईच्या काट्याचा झोल झोल झोल झोल, झोल झोल कालवण-भात वरपायचा नाय काय नाय काय, नाय काय ? *सोनू तूला श्रावण सोडायचा नाय काय* *नाय काय, नाय काय ?* बिर्ढ्यासाठी वाल तू सोल सोल सोल सोल, सोल सोल निनाव्याचा करू नको झोल झोल झोल झोल, झोल झोल घरी व्हिस्की-बियर नाय काय नाय काय, नाय काय ? *सोनू तूला श्रावण सोडायचा नाय काय* *नाय काय, नाय काय ?* Sent from my iPhone

Saturday Bonanza! Purchase above Rs. 339 and get a burger of your choice FREE. Use code: SMSIN339. T&C. Click: Sent from my iPhone

सावकाश जा ... तिकडे गेल्यावर जास्त मोदक खायचे नाहीत अन येताना प्लिज ते सोनु माझ्यावर भरोसा वैगेर गाण पाठ करुन नको येउ ... मागच्या वर्षी शांताबाई शांताबाई ऐकुन डोक दुखल आमचं ! Sent from my iPhone

अमेरिका के राष्ट्रपति ट्रम्प ने इस्तीफा दे कर राजस्थान के गंगानगर शहर में कुल्फी बेचते हुए😂😂😂😂👇👇👇👇👇👇😹🤣😹🤣

*भैया मुकेश अम्बानी को मानना पड़ेगा ।* भारत के 50 करोड़ लोगों का सरनेम बदल के जीओ कर दिया । विश्वास ना हो तो किसी के भी मोबाइल को खंगाल लो, *उसमे सरनेम मिलेंगे आपको ...* Sunil Jio, Banti Jio, Sonu Ji Jio, Munni Jio Kapil Ji Jio Niraj Babu Jio..😊😊 *और तो और रिश्तों में भी मजबूती ला दी* सासु मां जिओ वाईफ जिओ भैया जिओ भाभी जिओ 😆😆😆😆 Sent from my iPhone

I downloaded the Blue Whale game in my wife's mobile...