Viral Catch

Oh I don't know what to kill, somebody's breaking inn, Oh god oh

Vandal paints self-portrait on car bonnet

My parking permit was hanging on my rear-view mirror, the same place I have been hanging it for months. There has never been issue with it being improperly displayed before, and it should not be an isue now. I already spend $124 a semester to park here, and you will pry this $15 from my cold, dead, broke-ass hands. Seriously. I'm too poor for this shit. My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.

When she's in her twenties she's going to love me for this photo. I'm in my twenties and I wish I had a bad ass photo like this. I do have a photo of myself as a fairy princess though, so...?

1. *If your children lie to you often, it is because you over-react too harshly to their inappropriate behaviour.* 2. *If your children are not taught to confide in you about their mistakes, you've lost them.*  3. *If your children had poor self-esteem, it is because you advice them more than you encourage them.*  4. *If your children do not stand up for themselves, it is because from a young age you have disciplined them regularly in public.* 5. *If your children take things that do not belong to them, it is because when you buy them things, you don't let them chose what they want.* 6. *If your children are cowardly, it is because you help them too quickly.*  7. *If your children do not respect other people's feelings, it is because instead of speaking, you order & command them.*     8. *If your children are too quick to anger, it is because you give too much attention to misbehaviour & you give little attention to good behaviour.*  9. *If your children are excessi...

It feels like this photo is worth the $3.50 she paid for that cone Ice Cream! Only regret is that she has Live Photos turned off on her iPhone otherwise we could have had a video too, but I think the timing of the photo makes it even better.

Patients Wife: Arun Doctor, my husband swallowed his PAN card. Can you please do something quickly? Dr Arun: Ask him to swallow his Aadhaar card also. Unless they both get linked, I cannot start any treatment.

I bet you can't control a hearty laugh...😂😂 A Mallu  goes to Walmart in the US... He finds cat food at special prices... He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to check out... The Manager gets suspicious... He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids... He asks the Malayalee to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food... He goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food... Next week Malayalee finds dog food at special prices... He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out… The Manager again gets suspicious... He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids... He asks the Malayalee  to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food... The Malayalee  goes home & returns with a dog... He gets to buy the dog food... The following week, the Malayalee comes to Walmart with a bag... He asks the Manager t...

Is there something called "Root Cause Analysis" ?? A Management lecturer was talking about "Quality". Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".  Student : How is this anything to do with quality?  Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ? Student : Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.  Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ? Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.  Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ? Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future.  And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning,  she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons. Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ? Student : Because during a mil...

Today i saw my Facebook password walking on road . . . . . . . . . . . . . . With her two children

A dog🐕 died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.  Pastor : no we cant hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.            Man: but pastor will that church accept a donation of $ 1million💸💸?  The pastor shouted "blood of Jesus" why didnt you tell me earlier that the dog was a christian?               Dont laugh alone😃😃😃.  Share with friends.

A MALAYALEE lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client, Kesavan merely inserted his right arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His right arm is not his total self, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the learned Judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's right arm to 5 year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant, Kesavan, smiled. With his Lawyer's assistance he detached his right artificial arm, laid it on the bench and walked out a free man. Don't mess with a MALAYALEE! 😎

Girl: Hello, Face ID is not working on my new # iPhone X Apple: Where are you from? Girl: Pune Apple: Please remove your scarf & try again... 😂🤣

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A boy asked the father: What’s the size of God?  Then the father looked up to the sky and seeing an airplane asked the son: What’s the size of that airplane? The boy answered: It’s very small. I can barely see it. So the father took him to the airport and as they approached an airplane he asked: And now, what is the size of this one? The boy answered: Wow daddy, this is huge! Then the father told him: Like this is God, His size depends on how distant you are from Him. The closer you are to Him, the greater He will be in your life!

Swadesh Kirad said when two days later, a judge sentenced him to 20 years in prison for raping two followers, Ram Rahim kneeled down and shouted - "Hang me, I don't want to live anymore." When he was taken to a jail in Haryana's Rohtak after his conviction for rape, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, the self-appointed spiritual leader with an extravagant lifestyle, kept chanting - " Rabba (God), mera kya kasoor hai (what is my fault)?" A prisoner who spent five days watching Ram Rahim in jail before being let off on bail, also reveals that he never saw the Dera Sacha Sauda chief take a proper meal or anything except biscuits, tea and milk. "I have gone to jail many times for social causes...but I have before never seen what I saw on August 24 in the Rohtak jail," said Swadesh Kirad, a fellow prisoner of Ram Rahim at the Sunaria jail. Before 50-year-old Ram Rahim was brought in a special government chopper to the prison, officials imposed ...