A dog๐ died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor : no we cant hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
Man: but pastor will that church accept a donation of $ 1million๐ธ๐ธ?
The pastor shouted "blood of Jesus" why didnt you tell me earlier that the dog was a christian?
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